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The human went to heaven and we didn’t!

the only one! thanks aunt doreen &amanda!

I just don’t feel like I have a purpose in life these days.

You'll get a job soon buddy.

I was never asked to compete in the Spelling Bee.

It's cool to stay in school.

So, “Grounded for life” wasn’t an exaggeration?

a sad realization! thanks Lou!

Really, you could have named me anything else…

It's just so wrong. Good find, Jenn!

There’s nobody around to give the ball to me.

This might be too cute to be sad. Thnx Mck!

I thought “C” stood for “Clean”.. I was so wrong.


The Restaurant Scarlet Letter! thnx Diana : )

I’m in an uncomfortable position AND totally exposed.

and there are towels right...there....! thnx Amanda!

I carry the burden of your passive-aggressive anger.

Maybe the fridge ate your food?

I’ve spent my whole life with an a**hole.


Suicidal undies. Thnx Mck!